POLKA WILL NEVER DIE
ewoksandwrackspurts: I wish self-esteem campaigns would focus less on “everyone is beautiful” and more on “who the fuck cares if you are beautiful or not”
bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
fuckyeahbodypositivity: If you feel like you need permission to indulge in vanity, this is it. You are allowed to think you look beautiful, pretty, handsome, dashing, lovely, what have you. You are allowed to take tons of selfies. You are allowed to get lost in your own eyes in the mirror. You are allowed to strut your stuff. You are allowed to think you’re a pretty rad person. You are...
A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane, and ill-advised,...– Louis C.K. (via chasingleavesinthewind)
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
johneggbutt: things tumblr staff needs to do: remove post limit remove ask limit delete hoarded urls that havent been used in over a year fix their video player fix this a multiple tag search option actually working block option be able to post captions in anything else except text posts things that tumblr staff has done:
awkwardvagina: have you ever just cried because you’re you
I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras...– my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea. I love that little girl. (via marrymejasonsegel) Best idea. (via shakethecobwebs) I wanna go (via godricsgirl) LACE AND DIAMONDS WILL COST A LITTLE EXTRA! (via mojoflower) To the Kickstarter!! (via feigenbaumsworld)
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
eatyourpaisley: people are so quick to assume that all fat people hate being fat. and i mean, obviously there are fat people who hate being fat. but nobody ever stops and asks if those people actually hate being fat because of the way their body looks and feels, or if they hate being fat because of how terribly people treat them solely based on the size of their body.
sht-wentz: if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces
breease: Tell yourself you’re beautiful and fun and awesome and believe it every single time dangit
shippery: I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEIR SHOES IN THEIR HOUSE
bebroom: a woman’s body is not for you. if she wants to cover it she should feel free and safe in doing so. if she wants to expose it she should feel free and safe in doing so. it is not an indication of her self-respect but an indication of her preferences for whatever reasons she chooses — none of which are your business or concern.
Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good...– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via albinwonderland)
birds-bones: Hey! Did you know: sex is okay so is masturbation watching porn won’t make you impure one night stands are okay too having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay sex with the same gender is alright not having sex doesn’t make you a prude your body your choice no matter your gender shaming other people for who they...