“Jim, I don’t want to lose you.”
“Mom, you won’t. I’ll make you proud.”
(Source: thedisneytruth, via cor7ana)
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
BEST MOM
I’m crYING
(via loyalyfit)
Are you a Black person who wants to talk about the history of slavery or even the effects it still has to this very day? Well then, you’ve heard this phrase, “Get over it.”
Are you someone who needs to make a point about abortion but just can’t figure out how to do it? Try slavery! It’s perfectly acceptable to use a horrific time in history and compare it to something, anything else.
Slavery, it’s only wrong to talk about it if you’re Black.
Related article via Salon/Colorlines: Anti-abortionists prey on minority women
the comparison is in parts so accurate that it hurts >.<
(via theracetofit)
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
Perfect.
fantastic
(via funeralformyfat)
If you feel like you need permission to indulge in vanity, this is it.
You are allowed to think you look beautiful, pretty, handsome, dashing, lovely, what have you.
You are allowed to take tons of selfies.
You are allowed to get lost in your own eyes in the mirror.
You are allowed to strut your stuff.
You are allowed to think you’re a pretty rad person.
You are allowed to love the fuck out of yourself.
(via feigenbaumsworld)
Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.
???: “You jumped high though.”
Tyler: “I’m black.”
(via mcchiken116)
While everyone is posting Disney romance everywhere, I’ll remind you all that this too is from a Disney movie…
- Taylor
(via feigenbaumsworld)
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"A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane, and ill-advised, and the whole species’ existence counts on them doing it. I don’t know how women still go out with guys when you consider that there’s no greater threat to women than men. We’re the number one threat to women! Globally and historically, we’re the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women, we’re the worst thing that ever happens to them. If you’re a guy, try to imagine that you could only date a half-bear, half-lion, like, “Ugh, I hope this one’s nice."
— Louis C.K. (via chasingleavesinthewind)
(Source: unignorable, via feigenbaumsworld)
Now You See Me Opening Scene (x)
(Source: rooneymara, via lokispants)
- Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
- Friends: Don't forget to socialize
- Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
- Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
- Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
- Society: Don't forget to be perfect
- Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
- Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
things tumblr staff needs to do:
- remove post limit
- remove ask limit
- delete hoarded urls that havent been used in over a year
- fix their video player
- fix this
- a multiple tag search option
- actually working block option
- be able to post captions in anything else except text posts
things that tumblr staff has done:
(via shy-town)
